From the recording Kiddie Diddies
I leave it to Parents to cast the deciding vote ( :
Lyrics
Monkeys have little monkey butts,
little monkey butts, little monkey butts
Monkeys have little monkey butts
just like you
El-e-phants have big floppy ears,
big floppy ears, big floppy ears
El-e-phants have big floppy ears
just like you
Geckos have tiny sticky toes,
tiny sticky toes, tiny sticky toes
Geckos have tiny sticky toes
just like you
They may say you're a human being,
but that's just an animal's dream
'cause, just like a camel, you're a mammal
and I can tell you why
'cause . . . Pot-bellied pigs have a funny wet nose,
a funny wet nose, a funny wet nose
Pot-bellied pigs have a funny wet nose
just like you
And . . . Caterpillars have fuzzy hairy heads,
fuzzy hairy heads, fuzzy hairy heads
Caterpillars have fuzzy hairy heads
just like you
Yes . . . Kangaroos can skip an' hop,
skip an' hop, skip an' hop
Kangaroos can skip an' hop
just like you
You eat and poo like the animals do,
so you know it's true when I say to you -
" At the very least, you're a scary little beast
and I can tell you why "
'cause . . . Monkeys have little monkey butts,
little monkey butts, little monkey butts
Monkeys have little monkey butts
just like you
" Hey, wait a minute now . . . you're smarter than a monkey . . .
I guess you must be human after all . . . isn't that . . . "
just . . . like . . . you and you and you and you and you and you
and you and you and you and you and you and you and you ? !