Lyrics

( Chatter - See LYRICS Menu for full dictation )

I've got spurs that jingle but won't jangle
I've got cows that rustle but won't wrangle
There's a prairie dog in my head
but I think that it is dead
and, last night, the campfire burnt my butt

( Chatter )

They say there haren't enough deserts in the dessert
but I deserted hope and fear
I've got a tumbleweed in my pants
that's why I love to dance
an' my horse only wears blue suede shoes

( Chatter )

My saddle won't talk to me no more
so I don't know why it is sore
I keep cactus in my nose
so my boogers don't git froze
an' I just found out why my special saddle won't talk to me anymore
It's for the same exact reason why barbed wire is my bridle

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I forgot 'bout bustin' sod “ tooth and nail “
But I remember what I left beyond the trail -
A green and purple coyote
but it may 'ave been peyote
and that explains the “ rattler “ on my head
Makes it kinda hard ta go ta bed

( Chatter )

Well . . . the . . . sun . . . set . . . lassoes me and you
Well, now . . . I . . . think I'll be on my way 'cause it's a special day . . .

( Chatter )

So . . . keep . . . your . . . powder clean 'n' dry
and only spit in your own eye
and I'll see you when the cot -'n'- tails . . . turn gold

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( Chatter )

Yes, I'll see you when the cot -'n' - tails . . . turn gold