Zap Ur Yap Intro - Track ( 4 )
I performed this Intro and the accompanying song at my Niece’s 1st Grade class after preparing a wide, fanciful assortment of neckties threaded through an even more diverse and colorful collection of stuffed Animals, a rainbow, various other shapes, and a cartoonish-looking Moosehead with a solid Purple tie for myself. After later adding a kazoo to my ensemble ( playing “ Burper’s Hymn “ Track [ 3 ] next ), I was quite an embarrassing sight, but my Niece, her classmates, and everyone else there seemed to enjoy it enough to have made it all worth while.
“ Cap Hats “ - A combination of “ Thinking Caps “ and “ Party Hats “ is what I coined that festive headgear as the Teacher, my Niece’s mother ( one of my Sisters, I believe : o ) and myself, attached them to all of the students’ little heads.
Her Brother ( not coincidentally, My Nephew, four years older than her [ at the time and even to this day : o ] ) joined in on the entertainment as he poked just his head through the upper part of the classroom’s doorway at the end of this song and wearing a full-sized ( complete with a gray, furry-trimmed built-in rubberized chest plate ) Dragon’s head - One of the most Awesome masks I’ve ever seen ( or purchased ) - A nice surprising, finishing touch : )