Just Because ( of who you are ) - Track ( 7 )
So there was this stylist I was interested in who used to cut my hair. If she had been interested in me, people would've assumed that either there was hair also growing INSIDE her head or that I was a billionaire. But I knew, at the time, if I didn't at least TRY the impossible, I'd regret it for the rest of my days.
Her personality and lack of pretentiousness were as beautiful as her appearance - she looked like The Chicken Lady's younger sister. You know, The Chicken Lady - famous model, spokesperson, been on " Dancin' With The Stars " - The Chicken Lady - Brooke Burke ... Well, I guess it only works if you repeat her name, over and over again, with increasing rapidity and pitch : " Brooke Burke, Brooke Burke, Brooke Burke, Brooke Burke, Brok Burk, Brok Burk, Bok Buk, Bok Buk, Bok Buk, Bok Buk, Bok Buk... " See ? The Chicken Lady ( Oooh, that incredibly lucky [ or incredibly skillful ( ? ) ] David Charvet !!! ).
Anyway, I wrote this song for her ( The stylist, NOT The Chicken Lady )...she never even heard it : (
( Trust me, you should feel sorry for HER - Even though I was painfully polite about it, I dragged my rejection out much longer than a normal gentleman would've - " A stum-bl-in' fool painted shades of blue " )