TRACK ( 13 ) “ I can’t kill my TV “ - So : “ SPUD “ - You Get It ? “ SPUD “, slang for “ Potato “ . . . “ Couch Potato “ ( ! ) . . . Well, they can’t ALL be Golden ( Russets . . . See what I mean ? But hey, Corny is like the backbone to some Folks “ Cornerstone of Humor “ and even All the kernels can’t be Golden either . . . wow . . . just seem ta be diggin’ deeper and deeper here . . . anymaze . . . )
This menagerie should be played AS LOUD AS POSSIBLE ( If you can stand the “ In Your Face “ Vocals ) ; It’s the Best Way to Experience the Progressing Aural Onslaught ( ! )
The Breaking Glass at the very end is supposed to represent a Television Screen being shattered ; but I couldn’t quite get it to sound the way I wanted it to . . . Probably should of bought one at a Thrift Store or somethin’ . . .
P. S. My TV is still very much alive and well and still very much killing me !